ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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