ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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