ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
They were picked first. You're what was left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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