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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark.
There wasn't. She knew in four minutes. You paid for both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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