ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Too close to call” means nobody knows.
It is said by people paid a lot to know.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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