ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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