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TUESDAY, 9 DECEMBER 1997
Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
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