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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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