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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Rise and grind.
Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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