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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
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- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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