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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your back now goes out when you sneeze.
It goes out more than you do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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