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Find your purpose.
It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key to a flat you'll never live in again.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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