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— Zack, unqualified
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- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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