ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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