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Some people run marathons.
You run late, and you still come last.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
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- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
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- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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