ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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