ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "5-year plan".
It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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