ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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