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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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