ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
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- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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