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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly.
That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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