ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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