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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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