ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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