ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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