ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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