ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
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- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
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- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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