ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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