ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic.
It's what the last week of the month has looked like for a decade. Someone finally sold the lighting.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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