ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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