ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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