ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They're taking time away from social media.
You know because they posted about it eleven times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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