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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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