ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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