ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't believe in labels".
You believe in being kept as an option.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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