ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "taking a social media break".
You announced it on social media. Twice. With a carousel.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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