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Youth is wasted on the young.
You wasted yours too. Old age is next, and you've got form.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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