ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some meetings could have been an email.
You'll spend four years of your one life in them. Nobody took minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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