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FRIDAY, 1 DECEMBER 2000
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
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