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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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