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Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
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