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MONDAY, 12 MARCH 2001
You're not broke.
You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
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