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Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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