ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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