ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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