ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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