ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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