ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your back now goes out when you sneeze.
It goes out more than you do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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