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Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
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