ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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